Heartbreaking teenaged angst

So the hubby and the daughter are in the throes of some angst-filled teenage weep-a-thon downstairs. I am hiding.

Whines, moans,and sobs are alternating with actual words. There, I think she just said "I want a ham sandwich!" Either that or "You don't understand me!" Now that I think about it, it's probably the latter.

I really should be keeping score. Ooooh, a triple combo of "nobody likes me" with a double "it's not fair!" Ten points at least for difficulty!

I think I'm going to run away from home.