More (hopefully) interesting things about me

NUMBER #3: Pictured is what I want most in life. I mean, now that I have a husband, a child, a house and a job. Yes, now that all the biggies are covered, I want a dachshund puppy. A wiener dog of my very own to snuggle and spoil. Because, as they say at cafepress.com and the hotdog blog www.hotdogblog.com

"You can never have too many wieners!"

NUMBER 4: When I am stressed out, how I get through the day, instead of anti-depressants....OK, I lie: in ADDITION to anti-depressants, I look at cute puppy pictures at THE DAILY PUPPY! www.dailypuppy.com It takes me to my happy place with rainbows and butterflies and puppies and magical unicorns. Try it! You'll like it!

Heartbreaking teenaged angst

So the hubby and the daughter are in the throes of some angst-filled teenage weep-a-thon downstairs. I am hiding.

Whines, moans,and sobs are alternating with actual words. There, I think she just said "I want a ham sandwich!" Either that or "You don't understand me!" Now that I think about it, it's probably the latter.

I really should be keeping score. Ooooh, a triple combo of "nobody likes me" with a double "it's not fair!" Ten points at least for difficulty!

I think I'm going to run away from home.