I'm not as interesting as I used to be...

My best friend Betsy has tagged me to immortalize "five important details about myself that many of you may not know…or remember" as part of a meme. I simply am not that interesting any more. Maybe I never was, I just (mistakenly) thought I was interesting in my youth, which is of course, long gone. But I'll do my best to come up with some!

INTERESTING THING ONE:
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OK, maybe I'll get back to this....

NUMBER ONE:
I think I'm smarter than most people. Of course, if you're reading this, THIS MEANS YOU! After all, I've already stated that I'm pretty boring, so how smart are YOU to keep reading after such a brilliant introduction? But, all kidding aside, I do think I'm smarter than many people, because I have both intelligence and common sense. Plus I have nearly insatiable curiosity, so I read a lot about all different sorts of things.

But I'd have to say that the common sense is what makes me smarter than most.

NUMBER TWO:
My favorite kind of joke is a joke on myself. For example, because I've declared myself to be smarter than everyone, I have pretty much doomed myself to doing something totally stupid, in public, in the not-too-distant future. Call it karma, call it God keeping me humble, or whatever you will. I can be absolutely certain that within the next few weeks I will lock my keys in the car at work, split my pants at Parent/Teacher night, or fall flat on my face next time I wear heels. And once I recover from the initial embarassment, I will laugh uproariously and tell everyone the story.

Hmmmm....I'll try to think of three more....